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Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Best and worst winter beach bodies for early May 2011.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 9 May 2011

The Flagship has been doing a lot of beach body covers recently, and while they call them best and worst, most of the cover pictures tend to the worst. The only exception this time around is a flattering picture of Serena Williams that shows off her remarkable butt, if you like that sort of thing. There is a "Guess Who?" of some actress who is enormously fat, but I didn't open the magazine up to find out who. Most of the rest are way too skinny. Here are the headlines.
  • Steve Tyler - dude looks like a lady
  • Serena Williams - buns of steel
  • Kathy Griffin - needs a burger and a tan
  • Taylor Armstrong - guess which Housewife?

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