Hey Old Timer Gossip: The Examiner calls two beloved stars sluts.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 9 May 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The low rent Examiner has two stars from way back in the day on their cover this week, letting both the Old Timers and the young people know that odd and/or trashy behavior was neither invented nor perfected by Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

Here is the trash they talk about Shirley MacLaine. She bedded three world leaders and has seen UFOs over her home.

Here's the dirt on Barbara Eden. They tell how she dumped Elvis, Desi Arnaz and Tom Jones. They also say she was kicked by an ex-husband.

Stay classy, low rent Examiner!