Bundle of Joy Alert: Denise Richards: "My secret baby!"

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 18 July 2011

Last October, Charlie Sheen raised the bar on crazy by attacking a prostitute in a New York City hotel room while naked. Earlier that evening, he had introduced his companion to his ex-wife Denise Richards. The Only Ten Magazines That Matter only cover the Sheen story in fits and starts, not like the treatment they give BrAngelina or Jennifer Aniston or Kim Kardashian, and Ms. Richards appears to be far removed from the scene, so they cover her not at all.

Last week, she adopted a baby girl, which is a good way to get positive coverage from the supermarket rags.

Best wishes to all involved and keep the kid as far away from Charlie as possible.