Publication: Huffington PostDate: 30 April 2011What seems like an extremely long pregnancy has come to a safe conclusion today as Mariah Carey gives birth to twins, 5 pounds 3 ounces and 5 pounds 6 ounces, small for regular babies but not out of the ordinary for twins.Best wishes to all the fami...

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Publication: StarDate: 9 May 2011Star has a headline about Bret Michaels' health and upcoming wedding to his longtime girlfriend. They do not have any picture to accompany this story, so I won't put up a picture either.Way too many gossip rags are getting into this hab...

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Publication: Us WeeklyDate: 9 May 2011Yet again, Khloe, the Baby Huey of the Kardashian clan, has a cover story about her weight. here are the headlines.Khloe tells Us Tortured for her weight After her mom calls her fat, Khloe opens us about her lifelong struggle and how Lamar makes her feel sexyWhile this may not seem relevant to the Kardashian family, Khloe is the only daughter who is actually married and whose male companion...

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Publication: GlobeDate: 9 May 2011The Globe and the low rent Examiner have been trying to kill off Bob Barker since last September. Here are the latest headlines.Tearful Bob Barker's Sad Last Days! 'Price Is Right' legend, 87, in new medical dramaBest wishes to Bob Barker, his family and frien...

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I love shoes. No, I just don't love them. I LURVE them.You'll understand, then, when I tell you that while others were still "oohing" and "ahhing" over Catherine's gown, I was lamenting, "The shoes! I can't see her shoes!"I was having a bit of a conniption fit over on FaceBook about it. Some kind soul found a picture of them for me. There they are, above.I was mildly surprised. I mean, they look like something one of the Spice...

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Publications: Weekly Life & Style, OK!Date: 9 May 2011After Teen Mom, the reality TV series the tabloids love the most that annoys me the most is The Bachelor. These romances almost never work out and we get rehashes of the debris for months and months after the show goes off the air.Even Kendra Wilkinson doesn't bug me as much as these clowns.Anyway, here are the headlines.OK!: Emily: Why I gave Brad his ring backWeekly Life...

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Publication: StarDate: 9 May 2011Once again, Jesse James is back on the cover of a supermarket rag and he blames Sandra Bullock for the fact he can't keep his penis in his pants. Pretty much the exact same story won Meanest Story of the Week way back in August of last year.I didn't even think about nominating it for Meanest Story this week because it is such old news. Jesse is fading from the spotlight and the faster that happens,...

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Publication: In TouchDate: 9 May 2011Jennifer Aniston and her stunningly bad luck with men is one of the stories the supermarket rags will never abandon. This week, In Touch has her head over heels for Bradley Cooper. Here are the headlines.Jen falls for Bradley: Yes, she's in love!From steamy texts to talks of their "future together", why friends fear Jen's moving too fast… again!Both commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive and I have our...

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That's all I'm going to say.Great, huh?I'm still in Boston. Tonight the M's again face the Red Sox and I'll be calling the game with Rick Rizzs on 710 ESPN Seattle and MLB.COM at 7 PM EDT....

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Publication: In TouchDate: 9 May 2011One good result of all the royal wedding coverage is less space on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter for Teen Mom. Over the past eight weeks, there have been at least two Teen Mom stories per week in the supermarket rags, but this week only one, a "pregnancy shocker" involving Leah Messer.Readers should be advised that the words "shocker" and "drama" on the cover quite often...

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Publication: National ExaminerDate: 9 May 2011Welcome back to gossip hell 2011, Stedman Graham! While there have been a steady stream of stories about Oprah this year, this is the first mentioning The Boyfriend, or is he the Ex-Boyfriend? According to the low rent Examiner, Stedman is seeing somebody else, and Miss Winfrey is none too pleas...

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Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 9 May 2011The Sun has a prediction this week, but no dates on the cover, so I'm only reporting on what the Weekly World News has to say. According to them, the Only President We've Got is related to...Sarah Palin, the queen of the I-Quit-arod.Not an actual laugh, but I did smi...

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Sexy Pictures: In a recent article with Hip Hop Weekly, the stripper/model confirmed the existence of a sex tape starring herself and the NFL player. However, Ortega did not say whether she plans to release it just yet. Additionally, Ortega says that Bush’s infidelity wasn’t the only reason the couple broke up. She claims, cheating was going on by both Kim and Reggie.Kim Kardashian &...

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I awoke this morning at 5:45, as giddy as a Princess Bride myself.Excited, I was, and inexplicably so, for Catherine Elizabeth Middleton to wed William Arthur Phillip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor at Westminster Abby.I couldn't wait for the ceremony to begin. When it was over, I was not disappointed.It was a day of romance. And, oh, and I do loves me some old fashioned romance.Catherine's gown was lovely. Elegant. Graceful. Its modern...

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Kim Novak (born February 13, 1933) is an American retired actress. She is best known for her performance in the 1958 film Vertigo. Novak retired from acting in 1991 and has since become an accomplished artist of oil paintings. She lives with her veterinarian husband on a ranch in Eagle Point, Oregon, where they raise livestock.Early lifeKim Novak was born Marilyn Pauline Novak in Chicago, Illinois, to Joseph and Blanche Novak....

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