Damn You Skinnier Alert™: Kirstie Alley lying about weight loss method.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 16 May 2011

The Flagship continues their crusade against fat Scientologists this week, calling Kirstie Alley a liar. Here are the headlines.

• Kirstie's Gastric Bypass Secret
• how she really lost 70 lbs.
• her weight loss lies exposed

Good for her for losing weight. It's not easy, I know. Bad on the Enquirer for never giving her even a moment's rest or credit.